“Just trying to make a name for myself.”
-- Mike Fasano, Drummer and TOTALPOSER
Polly Styrene, lead screamer for the British Punk band, X-Ray Spex, said it all when she declared, “I am a Poser and I don’t care!”
Now there’s a line of clothing and merchandise that speaks directly to the TOTALPOSER inside you. Created by Rock Drummer, Mike “The Sack” Fasano (“Who? Exactly!”), the TOTALPOSER line of merchandise includes T-Shirts, Hats, Baby T’s and Thong Panties for the Ladies.
Sure, Mike is a big famous rock drummer who’s constantly in the company of platinum-selling recording artists. Sure, he’s worked with huge bands like Guns ‘N’ Roses, Eric Clapton, Blink-182, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day and Buckcherry. And let’s not forget that Mike is also the former seventh drummer for washed up 80s hair metal losers, Warrant (The ultimate TOTALPOSER). But, honestly, who gives a toss? All that and $2 gets Mike on the NYC Subway. TOTALPOSER wear caters to the identity crises of disillusioned and delusional Rock Stars everywhere: those who find their bands relegated to playing bowling alleys and K-Mart parking lots. Don't be afraid to show the world what a TOTALPOSER you are.
So, get those implants, dread your blond hair, spend a thousand bucks on a studio tan, do whatever you’ve gotta do to make yourself look good and feel better about yourself. But Face it, You’re a TOTALPOSER. Now you have a line of merchandise designed especially for your TOTALPOSER lifestyle. Oh, what a relief it is.