The Worley Gig

The Georgia Aquarium Rocks
On my last day in Atlanta, I took a trip to the Georgia Aquarium, which has been open for just one year and is the largest aquarium in the world. Seriously. Here are some of the cool sea creatures I saw on my visit.

The Beluga Whale, which is related to the Dolphin, [...]

This morning I was overjoyed to have the stitches removed from my lower lip after last Wednesday's graceful, face-first swan dive into the asphalt on 14th Street. Despite a bit of residual lopsidedness, the lip is looking much little less Hedda Nussbaum and a little more Angelina Jolie. In a word: Puffy! Lesson I learned [...]

I Wouldn't Vote for Either of Them
Here's the link to an excellent article on U2's Bono in which journalist Mark Kemp
takes on the superstar rock vocalist and humanitarian of questionable motivation.
My favorite revelation:
“While Bono has self-righteously badgered world leaders into using citizens' tax money to fund debt-relief efforts (a perfectly good and noble cause), he [...]

1961 - 2006
Good luck on your journey Dan. May you build beautiful things in heaven as you built beautiful things on earth.

Just Two More Years of This Asshole
The Democrats now have the majority vote in both the House and Senate!! It's like a beautiful dream. Today I believe that god really does answer prayers.

Time For a Change
Please remember to vote Democratic so we can start getting the zombies out of office.

Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter
The object(s) pictured above are neither colorful boomerangs nor futuristic cell phones nor exotic implements of extreme pleasure. They are, in fact, *Banana Guards, created and distributed by the clever, banana-loving peeps at Banana Guard Dot Com. The Banana Guard was invented solely for the purpose of protecting the [...]