The Worley Gig

Just posted in the Starpolish.com Critics' Corner are four new reviews from yours truly: Tel Aviv-based melodic rockers DMA, appropriately named, shitty garage-punk band Monstrous, and not-one-but-two rappers: GIF (Harlem) and D.E.V.O. (California). Check out my Reviews to find out which artist does a song that I described as "a multi-layered, electronic beat-heavy instrumental piece [...]

Barbara just emailed me this and it's so funny (and true) that I had to share.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing [...]

New CD, Chaotic Resolve
I had fun writing this bio for the artist, Plumb
Click on "Bio."

"I Heart Anderson Cooper"
I was at the Time Warner Building in Columbus Circle to meet my brother inlaw for dinner at Cafe Gray, an extremely classy and ridiculously overpriced trendy new restaurant (which, by the way, is excellent if you're not picking up the check). As I got off the escalator on the second floor [...]

The Sound You Hear Is That of Freddie Mercury Spinning in His Grave
Next week on American Idol, the contestants try their hands at completely butchering the songs of Queen, one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Holy mother of god, I can see that 60 minute train wreck approaching right now. How much [...]

Happy Web Surfing!
The following are my ten favorite random key phrases used on search engines that I pulled off the Worleygig.com stats page for the month of March.
1. Do frogs really sit on lily pads
2. Nine Inch Gails (obviously a typo, which makes it even more hilarious)
3. Feeling lyrics Pantene
4. Zombie Cake
5. Hip hop punk [...]

Now Seen at its New Time, Wednesdays at 8:00 PM!
Who else out there besides me is in love with CBS's The Amazing Race? Oh my god, it is the best show. I love it even more than Survivor though not quite as much as Big Love (Sundays on HBO).

With Your Host, David Bowie!!
Even though I [...]