Sarah and Jimmy: No Longer Effing
Sad Clowns
It’s no secret that I’m a serious romantic sap-a-holic: all “in love with love” and shit like that. It’s pretty ridiculous. So I am understandably beyond devastated and completely inconsolable, having just heard the news that one of my favorite show biz couples, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, have broken up. Man, this is a drag. They looked so cute together and they were both politically incorrect comedians! How can you not make that work? Maybe the break-up had something to do with the fact that Jimmy was Fucking Ben Affleck.
Or that Sarah was fucking Matt Damon. Too bad. BTW, I didn’t realize that after you broke up you couldn’t fuck anymore. Is that a rule?
↓ Quote | Posted July 15, 2008, 5:32 amHonestly, I never saw them together. I mean sure Sarah is kind of harsh to listen to but she is bad on these eyes. Jimmy is, well not all that attractive (sorry Jimmy) so I thought she could do better. But truth be told I’m still not convinced she isn’t a lesbian.
↓ Quote | Posted July 18, 2008, 11:37 am