Hedgehog One-Liner Wins Funniest Joke Contest

Hedgehog Joke

A panel of critics and comedy fans evaluated thousands of jokes at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival before awarding the Funniest Joke prize to Dan Antopolski, the only comedian with the balls to tell the truth about hedgehogs.

“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?” took home the coveted trophy from the Dave TV Network, with almost 18 percent of viewers choosing the joke as the winner.

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Happy Birthday, Gina Schock!

Gina Schock Photo

Go-Gos drummer Gina Schock was born on this day, August 31st, in 1957. Please enjoy reading my skull-crushingly fantastic interview with Gina from 2002, found at This Link. Happy Birthday, Drummer Lady!

Pink Thing of The Day: Pink iPig Speakal

Pink iPig Speakal
“Oink”

Geezus god, how cute is this pink iPig Speakal– an iPod docking station with speakers, that looks like a tiny pig!? Really fucking cute, is how cute. Want.

Happy Birthday, Hugh Cornwell!

Hugh Cornwell
“Shhh…Please Don’t Tell My Age.”

Hugh Cornwell of The Stranglers was born on this day, August 28th, in 1949! Hugh is currently in the process of re-releasing his download-only 2008 album, HOOVERDAM. Like all of Cornwell’s dozen or so post-Stranglers‘ solo efforts, HOOVERDAM is quite excellent and recommended listening. Favorite Stranglers song: “All Roads Lead To Rome.”

Happy Birthday, Glen Matlock!

Sex Pistols Matlock
Glen, Johnny, Steve and Paul Circa 1976

Glen Matlock, bassist for the Sex Pistols, was born on this day, August 27th, in 1956. The Sex Pistols, including Matlock, were inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 2005. Favorite Sex Pistols Songs: “I Wanna Be Me,” “Pretty Vacant,” “Silly Thing.”