Today, March 16th, 2008 marks the 40th Anniversary of the first show performed by the original band called Alice Cooper after changing their name from The Nazz. Happy Anniversary guys!
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Jonathan Says Good-Bye to Survivor Fans Vs Favorites
Oh, Jonathan! How Could You Leave Us So Soon?
Wow, what a huge bummer and severe blow to the game on last night’s Survivor to lose Jonathan Penner – my personal favorite to win this season – due to a potentially life-threatening infection in his injured knee. Tracy and I both actually got a little misty as Jonathon reluctantly said a tearful goodbye to his tribe and boarded a medical boat to be taken to the hospital for surgery. Motherfucker. Farewell JP! See you on the Reunion show in about 10 weeks!
Mary Anne Loves Mary Jane
She Looks Pretty Happy to Me
Actress Dawn Wells, better known as Mary Anne from Gilligan’s Island, was just busted and sentenced to five days in jail, a fine of $410.50 and six months probation for having pot and related paraphernalia in her car. And the lesson we learn here is to either not drive so erratically that you get pulled over, or keep your pot at home.
Woman Faces $1,000 Fine For Pink Poodle
Think Pink
Okay, this story is totally stupid and just another example of how a few negative, overly conservative killjoy douchebags will spoil something cool for everybody because they can’t stand anyone doing something that is the least bit unusual or eccentric. Apparently, a hairstylist in Denver started dying her pet poodle pink in order to raise awareness of, and funds for, the fight against Breast Cancer. Some hater complained to the Police because the dog is pink, so the woman gets slapped with a $1000 fine! Holy Mother of God, the dog is not being injured in any way and a woman using beet juice or Kool-Aid to make her dog pink isn’t killing anyone. What a bunch of fascists.
It’s Girl Scout Cookie Time!
My manager at my day job bought, like, ten boxes of Girl Scout Cookies and I built a fort out of them on the top of her desk.