The Worley Gig

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the first show performed by the band Alice Cooper after changing their name from The Nazz. Happy Anniversary guys!

Oh, Jonathan! How Could You Leave Us So Soon? Wow, what a huge bummer and severe blow to the game on last night’s Survivor to lose Jonathan Penner – my personal favorite to win this season – due to a potentially life-threatening infection in his injured knee. Tracy and I both actually got a little [...]

She Looks Pretty Happy to Me Actress Dawn Wells, better known as Mary Anne from Gilligan’s Island, was just busted and sentenced to five days in jail, a fine of $410.50 and six months probation for having pot and related paraphernalia in her car. And the lesson we learn here is to either not drive [...]

Think Pink Okay, this story is totally stupid and just another example of how a few negative, overly conservative killjoy douchebags will spoil something cool for everybody because they can’t stand anyone doing something that is the least bit unusual or eccentric. Apparently, a hairstylist in Denver started dying her pet poodle pink in order [...]

My manager at my day job bought, like, ten boxes of Girl Scout Cookies and I built a fort out of them on the top of her desk.

Actor Michael Sacks as Billy Pilgrim Kurt Vonnegut is probably my favorite author of all time, and my favorite film adapted from one of his awesome books is Slaughterhouse Five. It is really just the best movie ever, meaning it’s right up there with A Clockwork Orange and Harold and Maude. I watched Slaughterhouse Five [...]

I hate Daylight Saving Time because it is retarded and fucks up my body clock. There is no reason for the government to play god and fuck with the time like this. Furthermore, it is stupid. Thank you.

I like that someone carved a skull out of a potato. Also, did you see last night’s Survivor, and was it excellent or what?

Friends Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) fall for each other while making an X-rated movie to help pay their debts. An article in USA Today is hypothesizing that the movie going public will get their collective panties in a bunch because Kevin Smith’s upcoming new film Zack & Miri Make a Porno has [...]

More Popular than Rod On This Date in 1966: Despite ample album sales to support his argument, John Lennon’s assertion that The Beatles “are more popular than Jesus” sparks widespread outrage. Lennon Later apologized.