
“Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just Me?”
I don’t know how hot it is in Hell, but I’m pretty sure it’s a few degrees cooler there than it is in the Chickpad right now. Even the floors are hot. Jeez.

Cliff “I am so much cuter than that talking baby who advertises for Quiznos” Miller
Meet my new friend, Cliff. Cliff was just born in May so you can see he is still quite small, and yet, exceptionally cute. In fact, I believe he may be the cutest baby ever in the universe of all time. In this picture you can see Cliff looking stylish in an outfit I purchased for him at Old Navy on 6th Avenue here in Manhattan. Looking good, Cliff!
This is a picture of Cliff with his dad, Bill, all decked out for Halloween. (You can see where Cliff gets his good looks). I believe he is supposed to be a skunk. Rad.
Happy Halloween Everybody!
Jana Peri has a rad new CD out called Catching Flies with Vinegar. Why not check out her website and read the hot new press bio (which I wrote for her) while listening to some of her tunes?
Three new brutally frank and honest song reviews are up now in the Starpolish Critics Corner! This week’s victims include Blink 182 wannabe’s Sowatt, Steely Dan-influenced NYC singer/songwriter Noam Weinstein and “debauched doo-wop group” The Faint of Heart.